Paano kung si Vice Ganda na Gang Rape?

Posted on May 28, 2013

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Syempre, gugustuhin nya yun. Syempre sasabihin nyang, MORE! That,  if this question is used on comedy bar stage or with crazy friends.

Paano nga kung si Vice Ganda na gang rape sa totoong buhay?

Will he still be willingly surrender himself to the rapists? He would surely be in total depression same with the victims of vice ganda jessica sohothis traumatic crime. He would never say ” I love it, palong palo” because this is something serious.

Can you see the difference? Where was Vice Ganda when he said his joke about Jessica? Was it on air? On national TV? Did he ever warn the audience before the show?Did the audiences warn their children before buying tickets for the whole family? Did you know that the show was a comedy concert?

Have these ‘bashers’ been in a comedy bars where Vice  and other celebrity comedians now are using offensive words such as PUTANG INA, KANTUTAN, TITI at PEKPEK loud and clear? Malutong na malutong. AND…..AND, people are taking VIDEOS and eventually upload it on social networks. Does it affect us? May narinig ba tayong balita sa GMA na si Vice, Pooh,John Santos or John Lapus nagmura at pinagbabastos ang mga politicians on stage? Never.Ang lakas nga nating mag SHARE ng video clips. Not until the horse comedian has reached the office of the GMA news Vice President with a twist.

Syempre, in news writing, dapat may angle… RAPE. Takbo agad sa Gabriela, magtanong sa kanilang reaction. My question is, did Gabriela notice it before? Kung tatanungin ka kunyari ng isang media practitioner about RAPE on JOKE, will you say positive words about it? Of course, may camera. People watch.  Sa dami ng women centered and offensive jokes na nabitawan ng mga komedyante sa bansa. Ngayon lang na highlight kasi natamaan ang isang Jessica Soho? Hindi lang komedyante, sa FLIPTOP battle, ilang beses kong narinig si BATAS ” Pati nanay mo, kinantot ko”, Ilang miyong views yun, did Gabriela make a move against it? Or is it because they are not watching it and maybe they only watched the sliced clip of Vice concert presented of course by GMA?

RAPE BA KAMO?

State of the Nation anchor Jessica Soho said on GMA News TV that the issue is not about her ( weight) but its about the RAPE crime itself. Bago siguro pagalitan ang off-cam concert ni VICE, kung RAPE ba kamo ang issue dito, sana nagkaroon ng lakas ng loob ang GMA na pagalitan din ang kanilang sariling programa. Soho said hindi dapat maging subject sa biro ang kasong RAPE. Eh anong tawag mo dito sa REYP REYPAN joke segment ng bubble gang?

MATABA BA KAMO?

I remember nag debate si Vice Ganda and John Lapus sa birthday celebration ni Sweet.

Vice: Bulag ka ba? Ang ABS-CBN, may big 5 sa larangan ng News. Ted Failon, Korina,Noli,Bernadet, and Karen!

John L: Baket, may BIG 5 naman ang GMA ha,
Mel Tiangko
Arnold Clavio
Mike Enriquez
Jessica Soho
Jessica Soho
……….oh diba BIG 5?! hahahahha

Nagalit ba ang GMA?Bullying din yan diba? Xmpre wala kay GMA before si Sweet.

Watch the full clip of the concert not the sliced one that is circulating on the web as basis of their judgement. [ visit this link http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy6ognSeeL76Tb5afEydRLw?feature=watch ] I have seen the entire segment.  In that segment VICE started to orient his audience by featuring the BOLD CINEMA Philippines has since 1980′s with all the warnings and he was acting like one using the current celebrities as example of the WHAT IF BOLDSTARS sila. Nagalit ba si Kris when he dramatized Kris being fucked?  “Ang saya saya. Love love love. ” Watch the whole segment before your ignorance strikes.

The formula they are using is always be offensive. Vice, as a stand-up comedian was accepted by thousands of people because of his unique approach sa tinatawag nating COMEDY. Otherwise, he would be like the traditional jokers na kailangan may papel or timbangan sa kanang kamay at kailangan ipukpok muna sa kawawang side actor para maging katawa tawa with all the sound ‘boeng’ effects. O di kaya, magpangit pangitan para pagtawanan. Comedy ika nga.

Wag maging hypocrite. Napatawa tayo sa mga banat ni Vice na kung saan laging bago sa ating pandinig. Ilang artista na rin ang humanga sa pag iisip nyang kasing bilis ng takbo ng kabayo. Manifested naman ito sa mga films na talaga naman BOX OFFICE HIT. Kinagat nga ng tao, malamang si Vice would continue the formula of his jokes na alam nyang nagustuhan ng karamihan. What’s this formula? The Comedy Bar formula.

I am not saying what he did was right. Punch lines are always be offensive. Punch nga diba? Balikan mo ang una at pangalawa kong example na tanong sa itaas kung paano kaya si Vice ay ma gang rape. There are 2 scenarios. Hope you get it.

RAPE o JESSICA SOHO?

Anong petsa na at ngayon lang ito nag react. Nagsimula ito syempre nung nag flood ang tweets ng GMA reporters castigating VICE GANDA who was making fun of the weight of a GMA EXECUTIVE AND NEWS ANCHOR. Arnold Clavio also added na bakit hindi daw taga ABS ang tirahin nya. This means, he didn’t watch the whole BOLDSTAR segment.Vice struck Boy Abunda, Kris, and among others who received ridiculous interpretations than that gang rape thingy.

Vice pointed out that what if si Jessica ay maging boldstar demonstrating possible scene on a film. Hindi nya naman sinabi na kung si Jessica ma Gang Rape sa personal. Ang sabi nya, film scene. Kaya nga I suggest watch the whole segment. Nasaan ang mga rape victims dyan? Rape is a crime but all these years ngayon lang tayo mag react about this shity word sa daming jokes about RAPE. ( Ma rape ka dyan. Ok lang basta gwapo) ( Holdapan: Pera o Rape? Rape nalng enjoy pa)

Heard of these jokes?

GANUNPAMAN, Tinatanggap naman ni VICE GANDA ang isyung eto kaya heto ang kanyang pahayag sa Showtime

Atupagin nyo nalang yang TAIWAN at SCARBOROUGH issues. O di kaya yang K12 na yan. Nagdagdag ng 2 more years, tapos kulang ang paaralan at guro tapos pagbibintangan si Vice Ganda kung bakit naging pilosopo ang mga anak?  O di kaya sasabihan syang baklang bully? E kayong haters, kung maka comment, are you not bullying a personality like VICE? Walang breeding daw ang baklang ito, e ikaw na nagsabi, may breeding ba iyang comment mo kung makapag mura parang ikaw na ang perpek! Neknek mo!